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Democrat, Republican or Texan

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 20, 2007.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
    Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

    You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do You Do?

    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    What does the law say about this situation?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,
    And what kind of message does
    This send to society and to my children?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
    Content just to wound me?
    Should I call 9-1-1?
    Why is this street so deserted?
    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day
    And make this happier, healthier street that would
    Discourage such behavior.

    ................................................


    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!



    .....


    Texan's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click

    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
    Son: Can I shoot the next one!
    Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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  3. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    I know but still funny ****!
     
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    Craig Artzner 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Well it's new to this n00b :D That's some funny shee-it :haha:
     
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    I Likie....:bow: :haha:

    And yes, I am a licensed Texan!!!!:D
     
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    For once, I'm speechless :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: !!
     
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    Yup.....:rolleyes: :wink1:
     

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