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Dennis Miller's article on war

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  1. Poohbair

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    Dennis Miller\'s article on war

    ARTICLE IN WICHITA FALLS, TEXAS, PAPER

    By Dennis Miller

    "ALL THE RHETORIC ON WHETHER OR NOT WE SHOULD GO TO WAR AGAINST IRAQ
    HAS
    GOT MY INSANE LITTLE BRAIN SPINNING LIKE A ROULETTE WHEEL. I ENJOY
    READING
    OPINIONS FROM BOTH SIDES BUT I HAVE DETECTED A HINT OF CONFUSION

    FROM SOME OF YOU.

    AS I WAS READING THE PAPER RECENTLY, I WAS REMINDED OF THE BEST ADVICE SOMEONE EVER GAVE ME. HE TOLD ME ABOUT THE KISS METHOD ("KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID!) SO, WITH THIS AS A THEME, I'D LIKE TO APPLY THIS THEORY FOR THOSE WHO DON'T QUITE GET IT. MY HOPE IS THAT WE CAN SIMPLIFY THINGS A BIT AND RECOGNIZE A FEW IMPORTANT FACTS."

    HERE ARE 10 THINGS TO CONSIDER WHEN VOICING AN OPINION ON THIS IMPORTANT ISSUE:

    1) BETWEEN PRESIDENT BUSH AND SADDAM HUSSEIN ... HUSSEIN IS THE BAD GUY.

    2) IF YOU HAVE FAITH IN THE UNITED NATIONS TO DO THE RIGHT THING KEEP THIS IN MIND, THEY HAVE LIBYA HEADING THE COMMITTEE ON HUMAN RIGHTS AND IRAQ HEADING THE GLOBAL DISARMAMENT COMMITTEE. DO YOUR OWN MATH HERE.

    3) IF YOU USE THE GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE AND TYPE IN "FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES," YOUR REPLY WILL BE "DID YOU MEAN FRENCH MILITARY DEFEATS?" (This is true, just try it yourself! Click the first item that appears on the results
    list.)

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    4) IF YOUR ONLY ANTI-WAR SLOGAN IS "NO WAR FOR OIL", THEN SUE YOUR SCHOOL DISTRICT FOR ALLOWING YOU TO SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS AND ROBBING YOU OF THE EDUCATION YOU DESERVE.

    5) SADDAM AND BIN LADEN WILL NOT SEEK UNITED NATIONS APPROVAL BEFORE THEY TRY TO KILL US.

    6) DESPITE COMMON BELIEF, MARTIN SHEEN IS NOT THE PRESIDENT EVEN THOUGH HE PLAYS ONE ON T.V.

    7) EVEN IF YOU ARE AN ANTI-WAR PROTESTOR, YOU ARE STILL AN "INFIDEL!" AND BIN LADEN WANTS YOU DEAD, TOO !

    8) IF YOU BELIEVE IN A "VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY" BUT NOT IN THE DANGER THAT HUSSEIN POSES, QUIT HANGING OUT WITH THE DELL COMPUTER DUDE.

    9) WE ARE NOT TRYING TO LIBERATE THEM.

    10) WHETHER YOU ARE FOR MILITARY ACTION OR AGAINST IT, OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN OVERSEAS ARE FIGHTING FOR US TO DEFEND OUR RIGHT TO SPEAK OUT. WE ALL NEED TO SUPPORT THEM WITHOUT RESERVATION.

    "I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU BETTER UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION."
     
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    Re: Dennis Miller\'s article on war

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    Can I get a "HELL YEAH"!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif

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    Right On, Brother!! /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
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    Re: Dennis Miller\'s article on war

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    3) IF YOU USE THE GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE AND TYPE IN "FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES," YOUR REPLY WILL BE "DID YOU MEAN FRENCH MILITARY DEFEATS?" (This is true, just try it yourself! Click the first item that appears on the results
    list.)

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