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Determining the sex of a Fly

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 88Silverado, Sep 11, 2003.

  1. 88Silverado

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    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
     
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    Re: Telling the sex of a Fly

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    Re: Telling the sex of a Fly

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    "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Re: Telling the sex of a Fly

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    Re: Telling the sex of a Fly

    aw, i feel decieved, i thought we were gunna have pics of fly sex. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: Telling the sex of a Fly

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    Re: Telling the sex of a Fly

    lol!


    and this made it funnier some more, hehe:

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    aw, i feel decieved, i thought we were gunna have pics of fly sex. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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