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Dictionary for women's personal ads

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jarheadk5, Aug 9, 2004.

  1. jarheadk5

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    Dictionary for women\'s personal ads

    DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:


    40-ish..........................................49

    Adventurous....................Slept with everyone

    Athletic...................................No tits

    Average looking...............................Ugly

    Beautiful........................Pathological liar

    Contagious Smile...............Does a lot of pills

    Emotionally Secure...................On medication

    Feminist.......................................Fat

    Free spirit.................................Junkie

    Friendship first.......................Former slut

    Fun.......................................Annoying

    New-Age..........Body hair in all the wrong places

    Old-fashioned...............................No BJs

    Open-minded..............................Desperate

    Outgoing.....................Loud and Embarrassing

    Passionate............................Sloppy drunk

    Professional.................................Bitch

    Voluptuous................................Very Fat

    Large frame.............................Hugely Fat

    Wants Soul mate............................Stalker
     
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    Re: Dictionary for women\'s personal ads

    [ QUOTE ]
    Large frame.............................Hugely Fat

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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif Thats funny stuff!

    Kris
     
  3. 84gmcjimmy

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    Re: Dictionary for women\'s personal ads

    LOL! those are halarious! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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