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Did I say that out loud???

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, Mar 4, 2005.

  1. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    This is a great example "Did I say that out loud?"

    The professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen, which gives the sperm all the energy for their journey. A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you are saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"



    "That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, she asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realize exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return. However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question.

    "It doesn't taste sweet because the buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat. "Have a good day."
     
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    Holy $hit is that true story? That is F-n funny. wish I was there for that!:eek1: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Whoops........ Molded.
     
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    How long could we maintain, I
    wondered. How long before one of
    us starts raving and jabbering at
    this boy? What will he think then?
    This same lonely desert was the
    last known home of the Manson family.

    Would he make that grim connection
    when my attorney starts screaming
    about bats and huge manta rays
    coming down on the car?

    If so - well, we'll just have to
    cut his head off and bury him
    somewhere. Because it goes without
    saying that we can't turn him loose.
    He'd report us at once to some kind
    of outback Nazi law enforcement
    agency, and they'll run us down
    like dogs...

    Jesus! Did I say that? Or just think it?
    Was I talking? Did they hear me?
     
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    Fear and Loathing :thumb:
     
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    great movie!!
     
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    Yeap, own the DVD.
     
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    I can never decide if it's brilliant or just plain idiotic.

    The best part is, all the thoughts they have, all the fantasys, all the visions, the way they talk, I do that naturally all the time
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    i dunno if you re just copying that, but i have seen a person say than in my Physically active lifestyle class in high school, she immediatly covered her mouth when she realized what she said, got up and ran out of the room.:D
     

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