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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by GORRILLA, Jun 4, 2004.

  1. GORRILLA

    GORRILLA 1/2 ton status

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    Didn\'t know how to do a search on this one!?

    >
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    > > TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
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    > >Question 1:
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    > >If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
    who
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    > >were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
    > syphilis,
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    > >would you recommend that she have an abortion?
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    > >Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
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    > >Question 2:
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    > >It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
    Here
    > are
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    > >the facts about the three leading candidates.
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    > >
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    > >
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    > >Candidate A -
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    > >
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    > >Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
    >
    > >He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
    > martinis a
    >
    > >day.
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    > >
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    > >
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    > >Candidate B -
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    > >
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    > >He was kicked ou t of office twice, sleeps until
    >
    > >
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    > >noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every
    evening.
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    > >
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    > >
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    > >Candidate C -
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    > >
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    > >He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
    an
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    > >occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
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    > >
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    > >
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    > >Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
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    > >
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    > >Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
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    > >----------------------------------------------
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    > >Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
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    > >Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
    >
    > >Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
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    > >
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    > >
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    > >And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
    > you
    >
    > >just killed Beethoven.
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    > >
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    > >Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
    > someone.
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    > >
    >
    > >Never be afraid to try something new.
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    > >
    >
    > >Remember:
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    > >
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    > >Amateurs built the Ark
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    > >
    >
    > >Professionals built the Titanic
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    > >
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    > >
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    > >
    >
    > >and in case you never saw this one..! ....
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    > >
    >
    > >Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
    >
    > >employees and has the following statistics:
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    > >
    >
    > >* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    >
    > >* 7 have been arrested for fraud
    >
    > >* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    >
    > >* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
    >
    > >* 3 have done time for assault
    >
    > >* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
    >
    > >* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    >
    > >* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    >
    > >* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    >
    > >* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
    Can you guess which organization this is?


    Give up yet?

    It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line
    You gotta pass this on
     
  2. 84gmcjimmy

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    Re: Didn\'t know how to do a search on this one!?

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  3. sled_dog

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    Re: Didn\'t know how to do a search on this one!?

    too bad cause its is a repost of a repost /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
  4. GORRILLA

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    Re: Didn\'t know how to do a search on this one!?

    I'll delete it in a week,
    still,
    it's good to remind people of who we really need to watch.
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    Re: Didn\'t know how to do a search on this one!?

    its all a little skewed. Hitler was never married, of course he didn't cheat on his wife.
     
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    I thought hitler was married? He wasn't? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
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    sorry just looked it up and found some info I didn't know. He married her, but they killed themselves the next day /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif either way that statement in the list is stupid, married for one day and didn't cheat, go him. For many years the two of them were just lovers, not married till the day before they suppossedly killed themselves. And not to start anything but Amatuers built the ark sure, if it ever existed. And all the Ark had to do was float. The titanic managed that, just when it decided to move problems began /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif.

    OH and not saying this should even be deleted, it makes you stop and think a little, and people simply don't do that enough.
     
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    I stop and think alot, then still can't figure some things out /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
     
  9. GORRILLA

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    Re: Didn\'t know how to do a search on this one!?

    Wow, you bring up a good point!
    Hitler never did cheat on his wife.......


    With another woman!
    Wasn't he a child molester??
    Or was that Napolean?
    As for the ARK?
    Don't care, been thru to many fubar situations and pulled thru tham with out a scratch, emotionally and physically, to not believe.
    We have nothing to lose by believing.

    How about this, Is it posible that Hitler read Nostrodamus'
    crap and changed Histler to Hitler?
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    Re: Didn\'t know how to do a search on this one!?

    http://www.snopes.com/glurge/twoquest.htm

    I've never seen anything actually showing Hitler as a child molester, heard it before, never heard of any actual proof. Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending Hitler, I just hate to hear people get infected by hatred and feel its alright to create new propaganda about a person and a war dead for 60 some years. Remember anyone can be infected by propaganda, how do you think Hitler got all those people to follow him? Racism isn't built in, its learned.
     
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    Re: Didn\'t know how to do a search on this one!?

    Yeah, I hear ya. I'm not a racist by any means, I hate everyone equally, /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif.
    No, not really, just the people that won't let me and my kind be.
    You know the type, tree huggers, nature nazi's,and the like.
    we pay taxes, that means we are entitled to our way of life.
    This is just a email I got and shared with my fellow CK5 enthusiasts.
     

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