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Die, die, die my darling..

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Cricket, Feb 19, 2007.

  1. Cricket

    Cricket 3/4 ton status

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    The death thread gave me an idear.

    If you could be comical upon your death what would you have attached or placed on or near your headstone / Urn / et.
     
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    Jagermeister Tap machine...
     
  3. chevyfumes

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    Oh where is that headstone????Something like all the first letters in the stone spelled out f*ckyou from top to bottom...I won't be buried I'll be burnt up beyond recognition and placed in an old coffee can, burials are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over rated...
     
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    Hmmmm, I'll have to think about that one, I've just never thought of it as I will be cremated and scattered or buried boxless and without stone in the ground.
     
  5. Cricket

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    I edited it just to make you happy mister. :D

    I think I'd put out a telephone.
     
  6. koldsimer

    koldsimer 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I loved the inscription on Royals headstone in the movie The Royal Tenebaums:

    "Royal Tenenbaum died tragically trying to save his family from a sinking battleship."

    I think I want some funny **** like that when i go.
     
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    I just want to be buried face down............so the whole world can kiss my A$$.:D And, they can put that on my head stone.:wink1:
     
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    Just think Fumes, if you had a headstone it could say "I'm with Stupid" and point up.
     
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    Or maybe down.:D
     
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    Or if you are buried next to your wife, in that direction. I'm thinking that she would have to go first.
     
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    Spike Milligan......I told you I was ill!:haha:



    I think I'd pay a hooker to come and sit on my headstone once a week in a short skirt and stockings.:D




    No....make that once a day!:D
     
  12. diesel4me

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    headstones....epitaphs...

    I've seen some "witty" sayings on old headstones around here..I'd like to think up a good one for mine..
    ...something like "About time I left this S***hole!"..or "See you SOON!"..

    Some other good ones..

    "Master Richard stood too close to the press"..
    "Now this is his permanent adress!"...

    "Halfway down,unlucky Knute--learned that moths had eaten his chute!".

    "Here I lie,in an unending slumber--no more taxes to pay,or working with lumber--"..

    "If I die before I wake--hey wait!--I DID!!...:doah: :yikes:
     
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    Id put AMF


    adios mofo :haha:
     
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    if im not back by five can you feed my goldfish?
     
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    I will be creamated and divided into small baggies and sent to every bottling company in the U.S. and dumped into the machines. I'll still have a tombstone and it will read "I'm in you b!tches!"
     

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