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disturbing imagery from the Oregon Zoo

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jekbrown, Apr 23, 2005.

  1. jekbrown

    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    my wife and I went to the zoo yesterday and saw some animal porn. Women were literally pulling their kids away from the viewing places when it got nasty... check it out...

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    we saw some little monkies doin' the oral love thing too... but they were to quick and got done before I could take a picture. A few minutes after I took the pic of him, the Mandrill 'took care' of his woodrow when a hapless female came nearby. He was layin' lumber porn-star style for about 30 seconds (this is when kids were getting pulled away, lol) and he was done.

    anyone else see this kinda junk when they go to the zoo? we've been there a few times now and this was definitely the 'worst' its been with respect to animal-on-animal love. :grin:

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    The way so many animals play with themselves I can't believe the old "fact" I've heard that Humans and Dolphins are the only ones that do it for fun.

    Best I've seen was a Tiger that loved to piss on people. It would get close to the edge of the cage and let her rip trying to hit people.
     
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    Just how in the heck does a dolphin masterbate??????????????
     
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    No they have sex for pleasure.
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    I can't believe you haven't heard of "flogging the dolphin" before Bubba................... :D
     
  6. jekbrown

    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    left wing hippy divers **** them off. I've heard they call it the "finger of friendship". Tells me everything I need to know about left wingers. damn perverts. lol.

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    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    saw a elphant try to get it on with his girl friend . he couldnt get it in tho. he was having a bad day. he did finish tho . and we asumed we were big in the area that counts.:blush:
     

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