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dixie chicks appology.......pretty darn funny

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MudNurI, Mar 30, 2003.

  1. MudNurI

    MudNurI 1/2 ton status

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    Apology From Natalie Maines of The Dixie Chicks ...

    As a concerned American, I apologize to President Bush because my remark
    was disrespectful. I now realize that whoever holds that office should
    be treated with the utmost respect.

    I hope everyone understands, I'm just a young girl who grew up in Texas.
    As far back as I can remember, I heard people say they were ashamed of
    President Clinton. I saw bumper stickers calling him everything from a
    pothead to a murderer. I heard people on radio and TV like Rush
    Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott bad mouthing the
    President and ridiculing his wife and daughter at every opportunity.

    I heard LOTS of people disrespecting the President. So I guess I just
    assumed it was acceptable behavior.

    But now, thanks to the thousands of angry people who want radio stations
    to boycott our music because criticizing the President is unpatriotic, I
    realize that it is wrong to have a liberal opinion if you're a country
    music artist. I guess I should have thought about that before deciding
    to play music that attracts hypocritical rednecks.

    I also realize that I'm suppose to just sing and look cute so our fans
    won't have anything to upset them while they're cheating on their wives
    or getting in drunken bar fights or driving around in their pickup
    trucks shooting (at) highway signs and small animals.

    And most important of all, I realize that it's wrong for a celebrity to
    voice a political opinion, unless they're Charlie Daniels, Clint Black,
    Merle Haggard, Barbara Mandrell, Loretta Lynn, Ricky Skaggs, Travis
    Tritt, Hank Williams Jr, Amy Grant, Larry Gatlin, Crystal Gayle, Reba
    McEntire, Lee Greenwood, Lorrie Morgan, Anita Bryant, Mike Oldfield, Ted
    Nugent, Wayne Newton, Dick Clark, Jay Leno, Drew Carey, Dixie Carter,
    Victoria Jackson, Charleton Heston, Fred Thompson, Ben Stein, Bruce
    Willis, Kevin Costner, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Bo Derek, Rick Schroeder,
    George Will, Pat Buchanan, Bill O'Reilly, Jow Rogan, Delta Burke, Robert
    Conrad or Jesse Ventura.

    God Bless America,
    Natalie

    (THE PRECEDING WAS SATIRE FROM "THE SPECIOUS REPORT")
     
  2. ChevyCaGal

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    Is this real? I mean did she really say it? I already knew she was an airhead, she showed off how big of a retard she is with her other comments... and this, man, someone fell from the stupid tree and hit every single branch all the way down...
     
  3. MudNurI

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    nope its not real....just funnier than funny! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    if this is real she should have shut her fawking mouth right after this
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    Apology From Natalie Maines of The Dixie Chicks ...

    As a concerned American, I apologize to President Bush because my remark
    was disrespectful. I now realize that whoever holds that office should
    be treated with the utmost respect

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    nope its not real....just funnier than funny! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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    Ok, didn't know what that was... nowdays places are named odd things, and anything is possible...
     
  6. BigOrange90Jimmy

    BigOrange90Jimmy 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    hypocritical rednecks

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    If it were real, she would be dead after this remark.
     

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