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Do YOU see a pattern here?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Zeus33rd, Dec 6, 2002.

  1. Zeus33rd

    Zeus33rd Smarter than you GMOTM Winner

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    Original Please pause a moment, reflect
    back, and take the
    following
    Multiple Choice test. The events are actual cuts
    from past history. They
    actually happened! Do you remember?

    1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were
    kidnapped and massacred
    by:

    a. Olga Corbitt.
    b. Sitting Bull.
    c. Arnold Schwartzeneger.
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
    ages of 17 and 40.

    2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken
    over by:

    a. Lost Norwegians.
    b. Elvis.
    c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women.
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
    ages of 17 and 40.

    3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were
    kidnapped in Lebanon by:

    a. John Milliner.
    b. The King of Sweden.
    c. The Boy Scouts.
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
    ages of 17 and 40.

    4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut
    was blown up by:

    a. A pizza delivery boy.
    b. Pee Wee Herman.
    c. Geraldo Rivera.
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
    ages of 17 and 40.

    5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was
    hijacked and a 70 year old
    American passenger was murdered and thrown
    overboard in his wheelchair by:

    a. The Smurfs.
    b. Davey Jones.
    c. The Little Mermaid.
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
    ages of 17 and 40.

    6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at
    Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver
    trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

    a. Captain Kid.
    b. Charles Lindberg.
    c. Mother Teresa.
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
    ages of 17 and 40.

    7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

    a. Scooby Do.
    b. The Tooth Fairy.
    c. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
    ages of 17 and 40.

    8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the
    first time by:

    a. Richard Simmons.
    b. Grandma Moses.
    c. Michael Jordan.
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
    ages of 17 and 40.

    9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and
    Tanzania were bombed by:

    a. Mr. Rogers.
    b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild
    Bill' s women problems.
    c. The World Wrestling Federation.
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
    ages of 17 and 40.

    10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked;
    two were used as missiles
    to
    take out the World Trade Center and of the
    remaining two, one crashed into
    the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a
    crash by the passengers.
    Thousands of people were killed by:

    a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and
    Elmer Fudd.
    b. The Supreme Court of Florida.
    c. Mr. Bean.
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
    ages of 17 and 40.

    11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in
    Afghanistan against:

    a. Enron.
    b. The Lutheran Church.
    c. The NFL.
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
    ages of 17 and 40.

    12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped
    and murdered by:
    a. Bonny and Clyde.
    b. Captain Kangaroo.
    c. Billy Graham.
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
    ages of 17 and 40.

    Nope, I really don't see a pattern here; justify
    profiling, do you?


    So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone,
    particularly fanatics
    intent on killing us, airport security screeners
    will no longer be allowed
    to profile certain people. They must conduct
    search's on 80-year-old
    women, little kids, airline pilots with proper
    identification, Secret
    Service agents who are members of the President's
    security detail, 85-year
    old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of
    Honor winning former
    Governors.

    Let's send this to as many people as we can so
    that the Gloria Alders
    and
    other dunder headed attorneys along with Federal
    Justices that want to
    thwart common sense feel doubly ashamed of
    themselves.



    As the writer of the award winning story Forest
    Gump so aptly put it,
     
  2. MOABDADC22

    MOABDADC22 1/2 ton status

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    I take offense to that,.... I am a Muslim male extremist mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

    OH wait a minute, what was I thinking.....no I am not. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif I am a red blooded american /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif who says to all you liberals..............
    Click here.....Not for kids or the elderly.
     
  3. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    That was a good one. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    I like it. Took some research too!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
  5. JAXSTER

    JAXSTER 1/2 ton status

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    NICE! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
  6. ChevyDrivnRdneck

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    GOOD ANSWER!!!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif/forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif/forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif/forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif/forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif/forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif/forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
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