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Doctor Dave

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by big83chevy4x4, Jan 7, 2004.

  1. big83chevy4x4

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    Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day
    long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The
    guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

    But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice
    that said,"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to
    sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're
    single. Just let it go."

    But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality,
    whispering






    "Dave, you're a vet..."
     
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    now thats just down right NASTY!@ /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
     
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    Thats just plain WRONG. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    I'll tell that one to my wife. She works at a vet. hospital, and the doc's name is Dave! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    i was expecting

    [ QUOTE ]
    Dave, you're a mortician..."

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    EVEN WORSE, and what I thought the punchline was going to read when I got there...

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    Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day
    long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The
    guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

    But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice
    that said,"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to
    sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're
    single. Just let it go."

    But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality,
    whispering






    "Dave, you're a pediatrician..."

    [/ QUOTE ]
     
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    sick...very very sick







































    Michael Jackson, Doctor of Childrens Medicine???
     

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