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Does my a$$ look too big?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Nov 24, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Wes you are a fawker, I haven't even had breakfast yet now I'm gonna have to go eat something and throw it up..... /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
    It looks like two buffalo's fighting in a sleeping bag, I'm all for a little junk in the trunk but not the whole dump... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  3. sapper

    sapper 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    i think i just got dumber from looking at that /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
  4. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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    forgive my tying no w i hav e to touch type becaude i had to poke my eyes our with a hotr pokeraae,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
  5. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    Bubba Ray would hit it. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
    It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
    one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
    But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
    They only talk to her, because,
    she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
    I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
    I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
    out there, I mean - gross. Look!
    She's just so ... black!

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But with that butt you got makes
    Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well, use me, use me
    'Cause you ain't that average groupy
    I've seen them dancin'
    The hell with romancin'
    She's wet, wet,
    Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
    I'm tired of magazines
    Sayin' flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back
    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake that healthy butt!
    Baby got back!

    (LA face with Oakland booty)
    Baby got back!

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like 'em round, and big
    And when I'm throwin' a gig
    I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
    Now here's my scandal
    I wanna get you home
    And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
    I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
    'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
    I want 'em real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
    Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
    I won't cuss or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ****
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby got it goin' on
    A lot of simps won't like this song
    'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
    And I'd rather stay and play
    'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on
    So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
    If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
    Then turn around! Stick it out!
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back!

    Baby got back!
    Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
    to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none
    Unless you've got buns, hon
    You can do side bends or sit-ups,
    But please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
    And tell you that the butt ain't go
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So Cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that!
    'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
    And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
    You ain't it, Miss Thing!
    Give me a sista, I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice didn't miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    'Cause his girls are on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
    So ladies, if the butt is round,
    And you want a triple X throw down,
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
    And kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back!

    (Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]
     
  6. Tweetysuarus

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    I think I'm going to go pinch my wifes butt and tell her how good she looks...
     
  8. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Better yet , get a pic of her butt in a thong and put it on here...LOL /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    My gut tells me she wont be volonteering for that /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
     
  10. thatK30guy

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    Maybe she would if you showed her the pic above. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    She saw it... and insists its fake... She usually reads over my shoulder... to see what I'm up to /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
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    Funny, my wife saw it, too, and insists it was fake. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
    I said to her, "you're just jealous you don't have an a$$ like that!!" /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Somehow I really believe you know that song by heart and didn't even have to look up the lyrics /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  14. landsmasher

    landsmasher 1/2 ton status

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    This is what should have been in that "Subject Line"

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    This will give you cold chills, but puts life into perspective!

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  15. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Actually no.

    Funny story.....My ex-wife, her name is Rebecca. I did the first couple of lines to her one day and she went ballistic. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifno frankly i think it is your ass that makes your ass look big (need to hold an ironing board across her chest to keep from falling in)2 live crew /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gif
     
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    i...hope...thats...not ...real... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
  18. reddog64

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    that is wrong...

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