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Does Santa Drank beer?????

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by hi pinion, Dec 23, 2005.

  1. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    :D :haha:

    Or wtf????? :D You know if hes with Ms Clause all that time, shes GOT to be irritating the hell out od the guy :haha:

    Also, i wonder if he goes to ZZ Top concerts and fits right in???? :D

    What are your thoughrs on this subject???
     
  2. Cricket

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    Those of us stuck with Mrs Claus all year usually drink turpentine.
     
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    i think he IS par of ZZ top and thats his "day" job. Ms Clause has never been seen, so im sure he just has one night stands 364 days a year....
    Grant
     
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    Remember the blondes from the ZZ videos? THAT'S why Santa is always so jolly.
     
  6. hi pinion

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    Do visions of candy canes dance in his head???? :haha:
     
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    dude he knows where all the bad girls live;);)
     
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    Santa Claus drinks peppermint schnapps and listens to classical music. His elves however, drink Jack Daniels and listen to speed metal in the shop........
     
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    my mommy says little boys who ask too many questions about Santa get Elf Poo for Christmas.

    Santa can drink bong water for all i care, i just want some good sh!t.
     
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    Anyone that flies through the air calling reindeer by name has long surpassed bong water.
     
  11. dhcomp

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    I don't know, someone leave him a cold one next to the cookies and update us on his reaction....
     

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