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Dog Farts

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Cricket, Sep 7, 2006.

  1. Cricket

    Cricket 3/4 ton status

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    Ok, I am in dog fart hell.

    Our old pup is in his golden years. For the last 2 months the new chapter has been unbelieveably rotten dog stench. We started keeping boxes of wooden matches both up and downstairs just to kill that evening waft.

    Gack............
     
  2. MTChevy

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    i like how you blame your dog:D :haha:
     
  3. 68MUDSTUD

    68MUDSTUD OCD with shiny things

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    yeah me too... haha i cant think of anything better than that! :D good one mtchevy!
     
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    my dog reeks sometimes too. especially after i have a long weekend of beer and mexican food.
     
  5. MTChevy

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    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    My dog also makes the noises to go with the smells.:eek1: Drives my wife crazy.
     
  7. nc87k5

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    funny thing is, my dog's outside and can still smell her farts :rotfl: :rotfl: .
     
  8. NoReGrEtS

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    my dobie can unleash some fury:crazy: sounds and all
     
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    Did you get thier gland sqeezed? That helps a bunch.
     
  10. cbbr

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    And start feeding it better(read:expensive) food. One feeding per day. Never change the food once the dog gets used to it. Never give it "people food" unless its a very small scrap. I have 2 Labs that are house dogs....
     
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    My dog farts on command :D

    Seriously, if I rub her sides (between her rib cage and theighs) for like 10 seconds she'll clench and squeek one out almost every time.
     
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    I'm just gonna file that one under **** I never needed to know.
     
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    I don't Think Jiminycricket would like you touching his 'gland', but I could be wrong. Maybe he'd let you if you pet him first...
     
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    what is it aboot dogs and ten minute hang times??
     
  15. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    :haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
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    Dude, next party......The Blue Flame Beotch.
    Make a video and post it here.:haha:
     
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    :shocked::shocked: Is that even legal in the US these days?? :wink1::D lol
     
  19. Cricket

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    Gland touching costs 2500.00 per hour.
     

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