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Don't fart.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Dec 28, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Don\'t fart.

    Don't fart.
    This is a story about a couple that had
    been happily married for years. The only friction in
    their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly
    every morning when he awoke. The noise would
    wake his wife and The smell would make her eyes water
    and make her gasp for air.

    Every morning she would plead with him
    to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick.
    He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was
    perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was
    concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

    The years went by and he continued to
    rip them out. Then one Thanksgiving morning as she
    was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs
    sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the
    turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the
    spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.

    She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband
    was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed
    covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband
    of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts
    into his shorts.

    Some time later she heard her husband
    waken with his usual trumpeting, which was followed by a
    blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic
    footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife
    could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor
    laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture
    she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

    About twenty minutes later, her husband
    came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants
    with a look of horror on his face.

    She bit her lip as she asked him what was
    the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All
    these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to
    you." "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you
    always told me that one day I would end up farting my
    guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the
    grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I
    think I got most of them back in."
     
  2. Chris87K5

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    Re: Don\'t fart.

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    Re: Don\'t fart.

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    Re: Don\'t fart.

    Heard that one before but always funny to hear it again! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: Don\'t fart.

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    Re: Don\'t fart.

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