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Don't get mad_______GET EVEN !

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Aug 5, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Don\'t get mad_______GET EVEN !

    After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman.
    The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there
    with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and then he would buy her
    another place. The wife agreed to this, but asked that she be given 3 days
    on her own there, to pack up her things. While he was gone, the first day
    she lovingly put her personal belongings into boxes and crates and
    suitcases.

    On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the
    third day, she sat down for the last time at their candlelit Dining table,
    soft music playing in the background, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a
    bottle of chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each room and
    deposited a few of the shrimp and resulting shrimp shells into the hollow of
    the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

    The husband came back, with his new girl, and all was bliss for the first
    few days. Then it started; slowly but surely. Clueless, the man could not
    explain why the place smelled so bad. They tried everything; cleaned &
    mopped and aired the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets
    were steam cleaned, Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were
    brought in, the carpets were replaced, and on it went.

    Finally, they could take it no more and decided to move. The Moving company
    arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their
    new home, Including the ( CURTAIN RODS ) !!!!!
     
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    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    Don 1/2 ton status

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    John
     
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    *sniff* *sniff* What smells?
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