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Don't lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Jun 26, 2004.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Don\'t lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

    White collar conservative flashin down the street pointin his plastic finger at me....I walk out of Lowes today to see some monkey suit wearin, cadillac drivin ,cell phone talkin , poor excuse for a turd, leanining on my Blazer like its his own personal conference room, just chatting away on his ear enima. So I push past him grumbling something about fawkin' a$$h0le , he still doesn't get it so I shove the stooopid idiot off my rig and only now does he realize there is someone else in the world besides him, still not so much as a "Oh hey sorry bout that" from him as he leans now against his caddy thats parked right next to me, with his cell phone still protologically jammed in his ear hole, rambling on about some very important merger to make himself more millions no less...So, me in my infinate wisdom, get in my rig ,hold the pedal to the floor ,start the Blazer and blow soot from my exaust all over his khaki pants and purdy caddy, engulfing him in a toxic cloud of Chevyfumes....I then rev my engine to about 4 grand while I turn Sugartooth up on the CD player to and ear popping decible and slowely pull out with a big grin on my face... /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gifDon't lean on my rig... /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
  2. jekbrown

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    Re: Don\'t lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

    lol!!!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

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  3. 84k5

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    Re: Don\'t lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

    GOOD WORK!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif
     
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    Re: Don\'t lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

    /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    Re: Don\'t lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

    Thats awesome! I'd love to see the look on his face when he saw that his car was getting smoked out /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    Re: Don\'t lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif did the guy actually stop talking on the cell phone the whole time? Ill bet he diddnt. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: Don\'t lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I feel the same way about my truck. I hate when people lean in it
     
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    Re: Don\'t lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

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    did the guy actually stop talking on the cell phone the whole time? Ill bet he diddnt.

    [/ QUOTE ] Not even while he was hacking up lung butter from me crop dusting his stoopid a$$... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    [​IMG] HE should try one of these mabey /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: Don\'t lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

    Thats just one of those occurences that I love watching from a 3rd party point of view to laugh about. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif Wish I coulda seen it in person.
     
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    Re: Don\'t lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: Don\'t lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

    Way to go /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: Don\'t lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

    i do the same thing every time i get a chance /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Re: Don\'t lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

    Well done /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    Re: Don\'t lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

    Nicely done!!! /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    Re: Don\'t lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

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    [​IMG] HE should try one of these mabey /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    Where can I get one /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif or a six pack /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif
     
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    [​IMG] HE should try one of these mabey /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    Where can I get one /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif or a six pack /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif

    [/ QUOTE ] Hell no!!!!! You dont want to drink that!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif That beer is probobly 60+ years old!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Re: Don\'t lean on my Blazer!!! you [darn] a$$h0le!!!

    not to drink /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif to add to my can collection /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
    [​IMG]
     
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