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Dont lie to your Momma

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by CaveBlazin, Jan 27, 2004.

  1. CaveBlazin

    CaveBlazin 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    >Never Lie To Mom
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    >John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother
    >couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been
    >suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only
    >made her more curious.
    >
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    >Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    >started
    >to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.
    >Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be
    >thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
    >
    >
    >About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother
    >came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
    >You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
    >
    >
    >John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
    >
    >
    >So he sat down and wrote:
    >
    >
    >"Dear Mother,
    >
    >
    >I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not
    >saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has
    >been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
    >
    >
    >Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:
    >
    >
    >"Dear Son,
    >
    >
    >I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you
    >'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
    >her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
    >
    >
    >Love,
    >Mom
    >
    >
    >Lesson of the Day - Don't lie to your Mom.
     
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