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Don't Mess With Old Ladies

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by bigyellowjimmy, Dec 3, 2004.

  1. bigyellowjimmy

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    Don\'t Mess With Old Ladies

    An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.........


    Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
    Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
    Older Woman: Oh, I see.
    Officer: Can I see your license please?
    Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
    Officer: Don't have one?
    Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
    Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers
    please.
    Older Woman: I can't do that.
    Officer: Why not?
    Older Woman: I stole this car.
    Officer: Stole it?
    Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
    Officer: You what?
    Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if
    you want to see.
    The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A Senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
    Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
    The woman steps out of her vehicle.
    Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
    Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
    Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
    Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
    The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
    Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
    Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
    Officer 2: One of my officers' claims that you do not have a driving license.
    The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
    The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
    Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
    Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

    Don't Mess With Old Ladies!
     
  2. Z3PR

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    Re: Don\'t Mess With Old Ladies

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    Re: Don\'t Mess With Old Ladies

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    Re: Don\'t Mess With Old Ladies

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  5. boggerless

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    Re: Don\'t Mess With Old Ladies

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  6. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Re: Don\'t Mess With Old Ladies

    Yeah, but you have to have the valid DL and registration first..... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    Re: Don\'t Mess With Old Ladies

    i can find an ID that looks like me.(by the by i do have a DL). and then icould go crazy and smash into a furneture store and go to sleep. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  8. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Re: Don\'t Mess With Old Ladies

    Ya gotta go through a couple of ex-GF's trailers first. We have a fleamarket that'll get you a DL in 50 different states too! And probably some bogus plates... /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     

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