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Don't stay late in the office

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 88Silverado, Jun 19, 2003.

  1. 88Silverado

    88Silverado 1/2 ton status

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    Don\'t stay late in the office

    Statistics don't lie:

    In a recent survey...

    10% of women have sex within the first hour of their first date
    20% of men have had sex in a non-traditional place
    36% of women favour nudity
    45% of women prefer dark men with blue eyes
    46% of women experienced anal sex
    70% of women prefer sex in the morning
    80% of men have never experienced homosexual relations
    90% of women would like to have sex in the forest
    99% of women have never experienced sex in the office.

    Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.

    Moral: Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it.
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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