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Don't you hate it when........

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Jul 23, 2002.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Don\'t you hate it when........

    You get that greasy, itchy itch in your ear when you haven't clean out the ear wax in 5 weeks? /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    Re: Don\'t you hate it when........

    You're supposed to clean that stuff out?
     
  3. chevyfumes

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    Re: Don\'t you hate it when........

    Use a redneck Qtip, Chev ignition key,,,/forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  4. trailblazer87

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    Re: Don\'t you hate it when........

    It makes for great di-electric grease /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  5. Corey 78K5

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    Re: Don\'t you hate it when........

    Just go to one of them hippy health food stores and ask for Ear Wixing Candels. I know what your saying and no Im not some hippy lover /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif Really it works. I got a wod of wax out of one ear the size of a AA battery and twice as long, no sh!t! All they are is gauz wound up in a tube around 12-18" long coverd with bee's wax. Simply put the small end in you ear snugly (while laying on your back) have someone hold the candel (tube) at a 45 degree angle and light the end. It will burn slow takes 15-20 min. (place a pie tin under the lit end to catch the burnt gauze and clip off the burnt part about every 2") let it get down to about 5-6" or untill your ear wax plugs up the tube like I did. It will also remove yeast and help with your sinus passage and you will have clearer hearing. There is zero pain all you feel is the tube in your ear wich only goes in as far as your pinky will go and it sounds like a bowl of rice krispies. The wax is pulled out fron the suction that is created from the heat at the end of the tube, basicly a vacuume.
     
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    Re: Don\'t you hate it when........

    I've heard of those things...sounds cool
     
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    Re: Don\'t you hate it when........

    wow, that's some hippie shiit right there. did that start when someone fell asleep smokin a doobie, and it rolled into their ear? /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
    seriously, though, would it get the brain worm out that kahn put in my head? i'm tired of his cold revenge.
     
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    Re: Don\'t you hate it when........

    ... or you could go to the doctor and get it flushed by a professional! Just a thought. /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
     
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    Re: Don\'t you hate it when........

    I think I would rather spend less than $10 and get the same results.
     
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    Re: Don\'t you hate it when........

    <font color="blue"> He speaks the truth ! Those things are always in our linen closet ! Zero pain and it cleans your ears like nobody's business ...... I clean my ears every day, but I was still amazed at how much can come out by using the ear candles ! Remember, a q-tip can only go so far in your ear with regular cleaning without resulting in a painful spasm ..... These things will surprise you ...... honest ! </font color>
     

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