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Dream job, ............oops, maybe not.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyracing, Jan 15, 2003.

  1. chevyracing

    chevyracing 1/2 ton status

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    A long term welfare recipient walked into the local welfare office, marched
    straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would
    really rather find a job."

    The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a
    listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
    nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes, and
    the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this
    job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the
    young lady on her overseas holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a
    year."

    The man said, "You're BS'ing me man!"

    The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"
     
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    MOABDADC22 1/2 ton status

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    Stomper ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ GMOTM Winner

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    MEPR 1/2 ton status

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    that is horible but in most cases true.
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    didn't see that one coming, good one.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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