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Drink it all

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TopOff, Jan 2, 2003.

  1. TopOff

    TopOff 1/2 ton status

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    Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. Anyway there
    was this young nurse. Every time she came in, she talked to
    him like a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone
    of voice: "And how are we doing this morning?"

    Well, this is a story of revenge. He had received breakfast,
    and pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his stand.
    He had been given a urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple
    juice. You know where the juice went.

    The nurse came in and picked up the urine bottle. She looks
    at it. "It seems we are a little cloudy today."

    At this he snatches the bottle out of her hand, pops off the
    top and chugs it, saying "Well, I'll run it through again.
    Maybe I can filter it better this time."
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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  3. Greg72

    Greg72 "Might As Well..." Staff Member Super Moderator

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    ".....but Harry also had Altzhiemers, so he forgot which bottle was which. He decided to just drink them both."
     
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