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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by sled_dog, Oct 12, 2004.

  1. sled_dog

    sled_dog 1 ton status

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    OK - enjoy the debate tonight - here's a slightly revised drinking game to amuse you:
    Drink One Sip If:
    Anyone says "terrorism"
    Anyone says "Halliburton"
    Anyone says "flip flop"
    Anyone says "Saddam Hussein"
    Anyone blames "the media"
    Anyone mentions their own military service
    Anyone says "September 11"
    One candidate interrupts another candidate

    Drink Two Sips If:
    Bush says "cut and run"
    Kerry says "W stands for wrong"
    Either candidate talks past their time limit
    Kerry brings up Bush's "Mission Accomplished" moment
    Bush mentions Crawford, TX
    Anyone looks at the wrong camera
    Anyone whips out "evidence"
    Anyone says "Osama bin Laden"
    Anyone mentions blogs
    Anyone invokes the hurricane sympathy vote
    Anyone mentions "North Korea"
    Kerry mentions Bush wants to reinstate the draft
    Everytime you see anyone wearing the yellow "LiveSTRONG" bracelet

    Finish Your Glass If:
    Anyone in the audience gets dragged out of the auditorium
    Anyone in the audience gets off an unscripted question
    Bush mispronounces any word or name
    Anyone says "Osama bin Hidin'"
    Anyone uses a sports metaphor
    Anyone attempts to speak Spanish to pander to Latinos

    Do a Shot If:
    Bush mentions the deficit
    Bush accuses Kerry of being "French on terrorism"
    Kerry accuses Bush of being a pansy for avoiding Vietnam
    Bush admits he made a mistake ("miscalculation" counts)
    Ralph Nader shows up insisting on airtime

    Finish the Bottle If:
    Anyone challenges anyone to a duel
    The moderator rips off his mask to reveal his true identity is Karl Rove
     
  2. divorced

    divorced 3/4 ton status

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    What if Kerry says "I have a plan"?
     
  3. Ruthven13

    Ruthven13 1/2 ton status

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    Then you will be too drunk to finish watching the debate /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  4. divorced

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  5. k5redneck

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    im drinking right now so that sounds like a good plan!!! /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     

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