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Driving on a nice spring day

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 14, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely tall enough to see over the
    dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went
    on through.
    The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went
    through a red light."
    After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right
    through. This time, the passenger was almost sure the light had been red, but was also concerned that she
    might be seeing things.
    She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough,
    the light was definitely red and they went right through it.
    She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a
    row? You could have killed us!"
    Mildred turned to her and cried, "Oh my God" Am I driving?"
     
  2. POWERMAD

    POWERMAD 1/2 ton status

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    That is about how 90% seem to be.
    When I was living in Fl it seemed like all that was required was a heartbeat to get a licence.
     
  3. ChevyHuny

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  4. NoAngel

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    I have a crazy Great Aunt who I could see doing that! Sad, but true!
    O.k, I'm a wimp! I'm all padded out!/forums/images/icons/tongue.gif I'll be back!
    Go ChevyHuny, Go ChevyHuny, GO,GO ChevyHuny!
     

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