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Dropped my keys in the toilet!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blaze, Jun 24, 2003.

  1. Blaze

    Blaze 1/2 ton status

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    My brother and I were taking turns filling our pants up with air at the Powermaster 40000 horsepower hand dryer in Golden Corral so we looked like MC Hammer. When I took a leak my keys fell in the darn toilet! I had to fish them out with an old broom and stick my hand in to get them. I have never been so disgusted. I washed them 20 times, baby wiped them, and scrubbed them when I got home. Threw out my keychain and soaked my keys in alcohol overnight. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    My brother and I were taking turns filling our pants up with air at the Powermaster 40000 horsepower hand dryer in Golden Corral so we looked like MC Hammer.

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    This is the part that confuses me... /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
  4. Blaze

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    You've never done that before? The hand dryer thing was like a jet engine and made out pants poof out huge. OK, so my brother is 14 and he brought me down to his level. Geez! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  5. landsmasher

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    I can just see it now. I'm walking into the mens room and I see you standing there with that nozzle down your pants, the machine going and you laughing... I think I would just turn around and exit the mens room. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
     
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  7. Blaze

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
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    thats just nasty /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif but funny as hell since it was not me /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    i have done the same thing with my keys to, beena few years
     
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    yea, that's gross... also another reason to have a spare set /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Maybe you could oven bake those keys, then soak them overnight in carb cleaner, followed with some steady torch heat just to disinfect them.

    Yo, Hammertime!!! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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    now, have you learned your lesson about playing with your brother in the public bathrooms?
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif Could have been worse, You could have lost Your False Teeth in there. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    this reminded me of a time one of my friend's needed to use my john.
    this was a sit down type of job.
    when he was finished and stood up to pull his pant's up.
    his checkbook fell right in the freshly filled john.
    he toke it like a trooper and reached in and fished it out.
    funny as hell when he was telling me about it. and holding his wet checkbook.
    i alway's take my checkbook out before i drop trow.

    dave
     

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