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Drunken stories from ASU

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BigOrange90Jimmy, Sep 9, 2005.

  1. BigOrange90Jimmy

    BigOrange90Jimmy 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    After 3 rounds of Circle of Death at my apartment and a crap-load of vodka, I now have 3 drunken bastards singing "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne on my bed. This threesome involves two girls and one guy..........

    One girl has already prayed to the porcelain.

    This **** is ridiculous.

    How come I'm the only one that's of legal drinking age and I end up being the babysitter? What kind of "S" is that?

    Well, I'm gonna go grab some more Hawaiian Punch and Absolut. Let them take care of themselves.
     
  2. BigOrange90Jimmy

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    great. now they're singing "Pieces of Me" by Ashlee Simpson......





























    .......it's gonna be a long night.
     
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    put on some black metal like dimmu borgir ;D
     
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    two drunk chicks on your bed... and you're bitching becaaaauuuussseeee? :confused:
     
  5. BigOrange90Jimmy

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    Why is it that the guy who gets the girl drunk and has a complete lack of respect for her in her inebriated state is the one who goes to bed with her?

    Why is it that she will like him even more the next day?

    Why is it that I am a perfect gentleman, respect the ladies, babysit them, do what they ask, yet, I get NOTHING in return?
     
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    You've got 2 drunks chicks on your bed and you're on here talking to a bunch of guys? :screwy:
    Go disrespect them. :pimp:
     
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    Be a gentleman
     
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    :haha:
     
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    Welcome to my world, and you can't bring yourself to treat them like the other guys do, right? Yeah.....it's a pain in the ass until you find a good person.
     
  10. BigOrange90Jimmy

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    No, I can't bring myself to treat them like that. In fact, I'd like to pummel their ass for doing stunts like that.
     

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