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' Ducks in the bar '

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Jun 23, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    \' Ducks in the bar \'

    A guy walks into a quiet bar carrying three ducks.
    He places the ducks on the bar, has a few drinks,
    and chats with the bartender.

    The Bartender is experienced and has learned not
    to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar,
    so he doesn't mention the ducks.

    After he and his customer chat for about
    30 minutes,the guy gets up to go to the restroom.

    Now, the bartender is alone with the ducks.

    After an awkward silence, he decides to try to make conversation.

    "What's your name?" he says to one of the ducks.

    "Huey," answers the first duck.

    "How's your day been, Huey?"

    "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball.

    Been in and out of puddles all day."

    "Oh, that's nice," says the bartender.

    Then he says to the second duck, "And what's your name?".

    "Dewey,"comes the answer.

    "So how's your day been, Dewey?"


    "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball.

    Been in and out of puddles all day.

    If I had the chance, I would do it all again."


    So the bartender turns to the third duck and says,
    "So, you must be Louie."


    "No," growls the third duck,
    "My name is Puddles, and don't ask about my day."
     
  2. Confedneck

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