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Dumb ass!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by unclematty, Feb 3, 2005.

  1. unclematty

    unclematty 1/2 ton status

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    So there is this guy in my rules and regs class, he said he was out over the weekend burning the insulation off some copper wire so he could recycle it. He said he spilled the gasoline down the front of him and when he lit the match it started fis clothes on fire and he got 2nd degree burns on his dick.

    He said he didn't want to leave till the wirewas burned clean, so he stayed for another 2 hours, till the insulation was burned... standing there in the cold with only burned tattered clothes, with his fried dick hanging in the only liquid he had, a 32 oz cup of sprite, with ice! for 2 hours what an idiot!

    then yesterday he is out side his house digging in his backyard, h esteps over to a wall to take a leak, whips it out, and the cherry from his cigarette falls off and lands on the head of his dick! Leaving a blister the size of a pencil eraser, according to him! I don't want to hear anymore from him!:weld: :weld: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :weld: :haha: :whistle:
     
  2. stallion85

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    Dumb ass:D
     
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    I didn't want to read that
     
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    My day suddenly sounds better :D
     
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    Darwinism at work.... With a burned pee-pee, he won't be able to spread seed anytime soon. Quick, this buys us time to remove him from the gene pool altogether - hurry!!
     
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    Sounds like he is well on his way to at least an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards. If he keeps playing with fire, he will get lucky soon enough.
     
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    Sounds like the gene pool is really trying to cleanse itself.
     
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    The ironic bit is that he's in your rules and regs class, hopefully no one will hire him.
     
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    What is the training for? Please tell me he's not being trained to drive an 80,000 pound truck down the highways?? Look what he can do with fire and a cigarette, I dont even want to know what kinda trouble he would get into in a semi. :blush:
     
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    dude, anything happens down there, I will be at the hospital quicker than you can blink!
     
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    That sounds awfully suspicious, I think your guy is a closet masochist. He'll come to class next week with the old " fell down in the shower and landed brown eye down on the shampoo bottle Doc, I swear it was an accident" story.:blush: :blush: :blush:



    He's a freak man, keep your distance.:p:
     
  12. kyser_soze

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    Probably a gasoline tanker!:whistle:
    Or the Oscar Meyer Hot dog truck:D
     
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    That is to funny God must be punishing him for something [​IMG]
     
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    it sounds like the guy in class is a nut, A why would you(how could you with 2nd degree burns) hang for two hours? and B if he was burned on his tally wacker how did it blister from the hots of a cig?? sound the BS alarm. stay away from that guy:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  15. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    That's a visual I could've done without...... I hope he didn't offer up any of his special "ointment"........:doah:
     

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