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Dumb joke #2

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Apr 3, 2005.

  1. wasted wages

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    A Woman gets up to the register in the grocery store,,sets down an apple,1 bannana,1 frozen dinner,1 diet coke,and a TV guide.

    A guy walks up behind her,, looks the stuff over and say's,, "Single Huh ??"

    She say's "How could you tell ?,,because of the things I have here?"

    He say's "No,,,cause your ****in' ugly !!!!"
     
  2. hi pinion

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  3. ronnny

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    That was about as good as a your mama joke :D

    Your mama's chest is so hairy her titties look like to coconuts! :eek1: :shocked: :doah: :haha:
     

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