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Dumb White Guys....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by landsmasher, Nov 4, 2004.

  1. landsmasher

    landsmasher 1/2 ton status

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    A wise old Indian chief sat in his hut on the
    Reservation, smoking a ceremonial Pipe and eyeing two
    U.S. government officials that had been sent to
    Interview him.

    "Chief Two Eagles," said one official, "you have
    observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his
    wars and his material wealth. You have seen his
    progress, and the damage he has done."

    The chief nodded in agreement.

    The official continued, "Considering all these events,
    in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

    The chief stared at the government officials for over a
    minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found
    the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt,
    plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work,
    medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and
    fishing, all night having sex."

    Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man
    dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
     
  2. semper-k-five

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    aint that the truth to infinity...you know, it's sad when you take that joke and turn it in to reality...White folk sure do have a need to force religion, own the most land, drive the most expensive cars...only the rich can be in politics...who has the biggest house....what country club do you belong to...A conversation between two ****** yuppies where the other is disgusted because he has a home owner in his neighborhood who's basement is only 4000 sq ft...f*ckin' white trash he would say....

    but, it's the world we live in...4x parks, sites like this with similar, conservative, family, simple folk attitudes and a desire to shake hands...that's as close as we gonna get to the time where happiness was free.
     
  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Yup, the white man sure screwed this country all up.

    Disclaimer: The preceding was not sarcasm, humor or an otherwise feeble attempt to draw a laugh.

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    But at least we don't live in tents.... /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    But at least we don't live in tents.... /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif

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    You've obviously never seen me in the morning... /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  6. jekbrown

    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    personally, I'd prefer to have a life expectancy over 40 years old... but thats just me. lol! indian life may sound like a theoretical "heaven", but with disease killing you off young, and nothing other than work and sex to do I'll take our version of life instead. Atleast with us "crackas" in charge, we have CK5, kick ass 4x4s and fake boobies 2 look at. lol! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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  7. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    But at least we don't live in tents.... /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif

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    But living like a vagabond, traveling around the country, hunting, riding and banging some lovely Indian maiden; that's a life /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
  8. semper-k-five

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    it's all up to the individual i guess...I would give up years of my life in a heart beat to go back to those times...I don't hang dream catchers from my rear view and i don't have wolves on my walls and indian tats on my body...but their life was a good life...

    Great White Buffalo baby!!!
     
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    Yeah, that would be cool. The Aztecs used to play basketball with their enemies heads. Very cool. /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    Yeah, that would be cool. The Aztecs used to play basketball with their enemies heads. Very cool. /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif

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    ya that would be pretty cool to see Kerry's head being kicked around in a game of pick-up /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    yep, Bush's also.
     
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    yep, Bush's also.

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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Actually, the winner had the privilege of being sacrificed. Kinda makes you wonder how many of them weren't exactly giving their all.....
     
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    Sorry Bubba but, "He started it" /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    some lovely Indian maiden

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    She's a myth. She doesn't exist. If she does, please show her to me. I have never seen a beautiful FULL BLOODED Indian chick. /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    Sorry Bubba but, "He started it" /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

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    Yes, I am aware, but we must continue the double standard enforcement against you guys on the left............ /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

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    She's a myth. She doesn't exist. If she does, please show her to me. I have never seen a beautiful FULL BLOODED Indian chick.

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    You're in the wrong part of the country.
     
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    some lovely Indian maiden

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    She's a myth. She doesn't exist. If she does, please show her to me. I have never seen a beautiful FULL BLOODED Indian chick. /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

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    Does it really matter what her face looks like when she's on her hands and knees cooking the meat you just brought home while you pound her from behind? /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    some lovely Indian maiden

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    She's a myth. She doesn't exist. If she does, please show her to me. I have never seen a beautiful FULL BLOODED Indian chick. /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

    [/ QUOTE ] I was kind of thinking the same thing, I live in Injun country (No offence intended to anyone) and I am not attracted to what I see. /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    some lovely Indian maiden

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    She's a myth. She doesn't exist. If she does, please show her to me. I have never seen a beautiful FULL BLOODED Indian chick. /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

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    Does it really matter what her face looks like when she's on her hands and knees cooking the meat you just brought home while you pound her from behind? /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif

    [/ QUOTE ] I guess not if you like really big butts.
     
  20. Resurrection_Joe

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    There are few proud "Indians" left

    They need a little motivation for what was instead of either being destitute or running casinos

    Also, fake boobs aren't a good thing, and europeans brought a lot of the disease here
     

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