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Dumber Joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BurbLover, Apr 3, 2005.

  1. BurbLover

    BurbLover 1/2 ton status

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    A mushroom walks into a bar. Goes up to the bartenders and says, "I'm buying everyone one in here a drink."

    Bartender asks, "Why would you buy a drink for all of these peolpe, when you don't even know most of them?"





















































    The mushroom replies, "'Cause I'm a fungi."
    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  2. dontoe

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    Have to "spread" that one at work!:haha:
     
  3. k20

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    ................................that was awful...........................but it did elicit a sheepish grin........
     
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    That fungi must be on mushrooms. :)
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    Rope walks into a bar

    Says "Gimme a drink"

    Bartended says "We don't serve rope here"

    Rope goes outside, ties himself in square knot, roughs himself up and goes back inside

    Rope says "Gimme a drink"

    Bartended says "I thought I told you, we don;t serve ropes here"

    Rope says "I'm not a rope"

    Bartender says "You are so"

    Rope says "Well, I'm a frayed not"
     
  6. Resurrection_Joe

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    Hot dog walks into a bar

    Hot dog says "Gimme a drink"

    Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here"
     
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    About as bad as "What do you call a cow with no legs?"
















    Gound beef :D
     
  8. wasted wages

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    That's as bad as "what do you call a dog with no legs",,,

    Does'nt matter,,,,,,, he ain't coming anyway,,







    What do you do with a dog with no legs,,,,


    Take it for a drag,,,
     
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    Oh wow, the visual I just got in my head :rotfl:
     
  10. ntsqd

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    Two soccer balls walk into a bar
    One says to the other "What didja think of today's game?"















    "Ah, I got a kick out of it."
     
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    Ow.... these jokes hurt! :haha:
     
  12. diesel4me

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    Oh deere...

    A guy shoots a deer,and both eyes dissapear!!--What do you call this? he asked his hunting companion...

    " No Idea"

    "Exactly"!!!


    Two mexican twin brothers walk into a bar ,Jaun and Amall--Jaun buys drinks for the whole bar,but Amal heads into the mens room...says to Jaun "the blonde at the bar is mine--DONT mess with her,I'll be right back...

    Jaun gets into a fight over the blonde lady at the bar--and is beaten to a pulp by the other patrons--the bartender asks" who started it."?.

    One guy said I think his name was Amall--the bartender asks "whats he look like?"

    "Just like the other mexican--if you've seen Jaun,you've seen Amall" :haha:
     
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    guy shoots a deer,and both eyes dissapear!!--What do you call this? he asked his hunting companion...

    " No Idea"

    "Exactly"!!!





    What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

    No Idea,,,


    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs ?

    Still ,no idea,,,


    What do you call a deer with no eyes,,no legs,,no nuts ?

    Still, no ****in, idea,,,,
     
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    It's gotta be a Jersey joke...
     

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