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Dumbest kid in the world

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 30, 2005.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    >> A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
    >> customer,
    >> "This is the dumbest kid in the world.
    >> Watch while I prove it to you.
    >>
    >> "The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the
    >> other, then calls the boy over and asks,
    >> "Which do you want, son?"
    >>
    >> The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
    >>
    >> "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
    >>
    >> Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out
    >> of the ice cream store.
    >> "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters
    >> instead of the dollar bill?"
    >>
    >> The boy licked his cone and replied,
    >> "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
     
  2. nc87k5

    nc87k5 3/4 ton status

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    sly little devil.
     

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