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Ear Hair Problem

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Dec 4, 2004.

  1. wasted wages

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    My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian.
    He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and
    the dog could hear fine.



    The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this
    from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover
    and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.



    The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the
    register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your
    arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says: "I'm not using
    it under my arms."



    The druggist says: "If you're
    using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."


    The lady says: "I'm not using
    it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
    The druggist says: "Then stay off your bicycle for a week."

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