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Eat Your Words

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jc71355, Nov 19, 2002.

  1. jc71355

    jc71355 1/2 ton status

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    Location:
    Port Neches, Texas
    A little old lady answered a knock
    on the door one day,
    only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
    cleaner. "Good
    morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I
    would like to
    demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Bug
    off!" said the old lady. "I
    haven't got any money" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a
    flash, the young man wedged
    his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he
    said. "Not until you
    have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of
    horse mess all over
    her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces
    of this horse mess from
    your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." "Well," she
    said, "I hope you've got
    a good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."
     
  2. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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  3. k5ntexas

    k5ntexas 1/2 ton status

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    jacob
     

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