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Ebola and black poo? **Update!**

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TSGB, Apr 12, 2007.

  1. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    So I'm talking with my buddy online, and he goes to take a crap. Comes back confused. Apparently he **** straight black. He claims ebola. No excessive intake of Pepto Bismol, but a good bit of Chinese take-out.

    Any ideas? :dunno:
     
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    you and your buddies man... and i thought i was weird...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  3. TSGB

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    Oh, this is the same guy I had the Peeps eating competition with. That was too long ago to be the same issue though. All the Peeps did was make our **** like pea gravel. :dunno:


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  4. UseYourBlinker

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    As long as he shat,right..everything will be aight.
     
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    the worst time is when you cant tell if your poopin or peein
     
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    Black could mean blood coming from his colon. Polyps...cancer...to name a couple of things. If it continues I would say a trip to the doc.
     
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    Doesn't take much pepto to turn your turd bank deposits black. Confused me real bad one night... only had 1 dose, dropped out black runnies ALL NIGHT.
     
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    That's exactly what it means :eek1: :eek1: !!

    Your blood circulation is a closed system. You're suppose to secrete blood microscopically ONLY.

    If it makes your stool tar-black, you got a serious hemorrhage/leak :eek1: :( !!
     
  9. BigOrange90Jimmy

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    If it was ebola, he definitely wouldn't be talking to you right now. He'd be isolated at some fancy medical center, and probably dead in 14 days.....

    That's all I can add to this convo.
     
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    i dunno about black poo, but I dropped a couple of green poos one time. I don't mean brown with a slight greenish tint... I mean greener than the lawn of the old fuddy-duddy retired guy down the street who spends 30 hours a week grooming his grass. It wasn't just on the outside of the poop either... where it broke on impact with the toilet you could tell it was green through and through. Nasty.

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    God that is tha most specific poop breakdown I have ever read....wait it is the only one also.:D :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    lol, official poop analysis. Maybe that could be my 2nd career. Next thing I know, I work as a CSI guy... "...we know who the murderer is now... he used the victims toilet... and witnesses agree that Mr. Suspect ate corn with his dinner..." :grin: :thumb:

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    Yep, dark stool can mean internal bleeding. Usually when someone is bleeding (inside) but closer to the "exit", it will still remain red colored. If it's dark, it will often mean that the bleeding is higher up, (and has passed through the digestive system) such as from an ulcer in the stomach lining... also cirrohsis of the liver can cause passing of blood.

    Or.. he could have eating a whole 50lb. sack of oreo's. :D

    If it continues, get it checked out. ASAP
     
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    Nothing to add about poo - but the old guy down the street spraypaints the burned out spots on his lawn that he gets from dropping too much fertilizer :haha:
     
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    CRUNCH BERRY'S baby...:deal: :haha:
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: a guy at work told me hate something and his poop was black. dammit i can't think of what it was.i'll post when i do.i know Superman icecram, gives me a pretty blue shade.:D
     
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    Remember smurfberry crunch cereal?

    That was good for a case of the blue poops.. I threw the rest of the box out..
     
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    I'm just glad somone mentioned Oreos or I'd be at the Dr. right now getting an exam, me and Jr. have eaten a ton of Oreos the past two days...:doah: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: about two months ago Audric and i had Capn Crunch fest.the next day he called me in to see hi green poop.LMAO
     

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