Dismiss Notice

Welcome To CK5!

Registering is free and easy! Hope to see you on the forums soon.

Score a FREE t-shirt and membership sticker when you sign up for a Premium Membership and choose the recurring plan.

Ebonics Lesson

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 28, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Mar 30, 2002
    Likes Received:
    Ebonics Lesson

    As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to
    go back to school and finish grade 5. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each
    vocabulary word in a sentence.
    1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
    2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
    3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other
    night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
    4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no
    money foreclose.
    5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.
    6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I
    miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
    7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a
    cup and said penis.
    8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel."
    9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the
    apartment undermine.
    10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall.
    11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."
    12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed
    her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
    13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say, fortify".
    14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income
    my wife.
    15. Innuendo - I tole the bitch Robin, "it don't matter none if you lock your front door, I just come innuendo!"
    16. Eucalyptus - Sharonda gave Latonda a new
    rhinestone pin for her birthday and tole her "girrrl, eucalyptus in your hair or eucalyptus on your sweater".
    17. Omelette - If you axe me, I shudda popped a cap
    in that ho's ass for what she done... but omelette it go this time.
  2. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

    Mar 7, 2000
    Likes Received:
    <font color=blue> Bwa wa wa wa !
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

    Feb 24, 2000
    Likes Received:
    Watch for the muzzleflash!

Share This Page