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Einhorn & Finkle

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by bigbluesuburban, Feb 10, 2006.

  1. bigbluesuburban

    bigbluesuburban 1/2 ton status

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    Ok, I am bringing this one from the Garage to the Lounge. I was censored, uh, er I mean "moderated" in the Garage on another post so I know sooner or later it will happen with this one.

    So seriously, Many thanks to Al for making me fall out of my chair laughing my ass off when I read his post. It may be the lack of sleep, the weight of a deadline, or my own bizarre sense of humor, but Finkle and Einhorn almost killed me.

    So how about this one FOR FUN. Give us your BEST movie or TV quotes.

    Funny? Edgy? Ironic? Manly? Controversial? If you liked it, then tell us what it is.

    I will start with:

    "That's where boners go to die" Jon Stewart 2006

    When referring to look on Hillary Clintons face when President Bush referred to her husband (and her by association) as the aging baby boomer generation.
     
  2. 89GMCSuburban

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    Brian : "Quagmire's Cross Country Tour.......Uhh, Quaqmire, isn't there an "o" in country?"

    Quagmire : "Nope!"
     
  3. CustomChevy

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    Kevin Bacon in Tremors


    "Its dead ...... we killed it ....... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKK YOU!"
     
  4. ryoken

    ryoken Puppy Fabricator Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    anything from Dazed and Confused.....

    some faves are....

    Wooderson stuff -(wearing a Nugent Tooth, Fang and Claw T-shirt, think i'm the only being alive that knows that:wink1: )

    "Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ****in' muscle."

    "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

    "You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's alright, we'll worry about that later."

    wooderson- Say, man, you got a joint?
    mitch - No, not on me, man
    wooderson - It'd be a lot cooler if you did.


    Tony and Mike in the wagon..........

    Tony - So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
    Mike - I wanna dance!


    Darla - What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

    ok, i'll stop now... :wink1:
     
  5. potionmaker

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    Blazing Saddles:

    Taggart: I got it. I got it.
    Hedley Lamarr: You do?
    Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
    Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
    Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
    Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
    Taggart: NAW. We rape the **** out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
    Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.
     
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    super troopers was on the other night. great stuff

    FARVA: Yeah ill have a uh liter of cola
    BURGER GUY: What?
    FARVA: A liter of cola!
    BURGER GUY: Liter-O-Cola do we make liter-o-cola?
    THORNE: Why dont you just order a large Farva?
    FARVA: I don't want a large Farva I want a goddamn liter of cola.
    BURGER GUY: I don't know what that is.
    FARVA: Liter is french for give me some fu**in cola before I rip off your fu**in lips!!

    ~ Pull over!
    ~ I'm already pulled over!
    ~ He's already pulled over, he can't pull over anymore!
    ~ I'm freakin out man!
     
  7. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    Not a problem. I'm glad you actually got it, half the people I know don't even know whats its from.:D

    Another one of my favs is from Anchorman,

    "60% percent of the time, it works everytime."
    :haha::haha:
     
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    my favorite has to be from "2 Lane Blacktop"

    "Make it 3 large mother****er, and you've got yourself an automobile race."
     
  9. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    You ain't seen nothing yet, brother.........:deal:

    I read the exchange- You broke the rules. Your post got edited. Deal with it.
     
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    :shocked: Finkle IS Einhorne~!
     
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    "Are you threatening me?" Beavis and Butthead

    Seems topical...

    Oh and BTW, Get over it, I have. But of course if you would like to waste my, yours and everyone elses time flexing your moderator muscles then there is nothing any of us can do about it. So flex on, brother........

    Oh, and I NEVER said that I didn't break the rules. And I NEVER said that I disagreed with the choices that the moderator made. I guess my flavor or sarcasm/humor is not acceptable on this list. But since I am to old to change I guess we are all going to have to learn to get along which brings me to my next quote;

    "Can't we all just get along"

    Consider this a test of your humor and sarcasm coping mechanism.

    See ya in the funny pages
     
  12. chevyfumes

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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Thanks so much for your permission to continue doing my job......

    FWIW, before you start making assumptions about me or my modus operandi, ask around about what kind of guy I am. I get along with almost EVERYBODY here, and consider many members to be good friends. That's what happens when you've been a regular somewhere for over 6 years.

    One last thing- the last guy who came in here and started attacking decisions myself and other Mods made is no longer welcome. We can get along, or we can fight. I prefer to get along. The rest is up to you........
     
  14. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    I feel as if a dark cloud has been cast on a sunny day. I definately sense some hostility.

    In the words of the Oscar winning film, "Bring it on!",

    -"Oh no he didn't, it's on!"

    :D

    I'm gonna have to go with Cancan on this one, I've seen a lot of risque threads, and I've seen alot of arguing, and you pretty much have to offend everyone or personnaly offend someone to get moderated. I don't thinks its bad to get moderated, just as lond as it doesn't ever happen again. It's like testing hot water that will never ever cool (as long as Cancan continues threadinating :D), it's hot, don't touch it.

    Peace be with you brothers,
    Al
     
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    I've got a year's membership on Can Can to whip Tim jr.'s ass.


    And you know what? I hope I lose that bet.
     
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    I don't think he'll do it, he's not man enough, nope bet he can't do it...:D :p:
     
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    I am newforummember, hear me roar. RAWR

    All your posts are belong to us.
     
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    Ah!

    SET US UP THE BOMB!
     
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    I've never disagreed with anything Can Can has done, and I don't think many people would care to do anything aboot it. Most situations I've seen that requires his intervention were because someone flew off the handle, said something stupid, or were pissed off. A couple days later, everything is groovy. Can Can isn't frivolous with his powers, and neither are the other mods around here. Unlike other forums you may have visited, there's a bit of a theme across the board:

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    Destroy Every Zig!


    Gosh, that was a flashback...
     

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