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Elderly couple

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Nov 8, 2004.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together

    >in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you

    >remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We

    >went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you.

    >

    >Yes," she says, "I remember it well.

    >

    >"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we can

    >do it for old time's sake."

    >

    >"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.

    >

    >There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all

    >this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see

    >these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye

    >on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

    >

    >They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by

    >walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make pt'>>couple struggles to their feet and put their clothes back on. The

    >policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing. He was going like a train.

    >I've got to ask him what his secret is. As the couple pass, he says to

    >them, "That was something else. You must have been having sex for about

    >forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life

    >together. Is there some sort of secret?"

    >

    >The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
     
  2. lugnut

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  3. beater_k20

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    except for the obvious missing part in the middle...
     
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