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Elementronics

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Jul 16, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.

    This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus
    composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons,
    25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant
    vice-neutrons all going round in circles.

    Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does
    not decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to
    reorganization.

    Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny
    particles known as morons.
     
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    Confedneck 3/4 ton status

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  3. Goober

    Goober 1/2 ton status

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    I just sent that to my Manager. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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