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Emergency Health Question

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Dec 2, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    Ahhh! JESUS MY WHOLE UPPER RESPRIRITORY SYSTEM IS ON FIRE! OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    HELP ME!

    IT STINGS!
     
  2. newyorkin

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    Lemon juice and saltwater. :waytogo:

    Wait, maybe that was for a toothache?
     
  3. kyser_soze

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    Go to the hospital or call 911
     
  4. newyorkin

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    Oh wait, do you have heartburn?

    Try milk and tums if you have any... Zantac/prilosec/etc won't work for 24 hours.
     
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    You're going to die
     
  6. Resurrection_Joe

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    Ok, I feel better now

    I think I had bleach on my hands and snorted some

    Dear god it's horrendous
     
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    Have any Ginger around?


    Make a tea/infusion out of Ginger. It will induce some sweating, but Ginger will aid in any digestive problems (indigestion, food poisoning, gastrointestinal infection), and also help with respiratory ailments (cough/cold).

    Ginger will also raise your blood pressure slightly.




    There are some other herbals that might help, but Ginger is the most common one to be found.
     
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    You posted while I was typing :(
     
  9. Resurrection_Joe

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    Thanks anyway!
     

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