> > The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his > > subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive > > their enemies. > > > > About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another > > twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a > > response of about 80 percent. > > > > Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his > > question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except > > one elderly lady in the rear. > > > > "Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" > > "I don't have any." > > "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" > > "Ninety three." > > > > "Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a > > person can live to be ninety-three, and not have an enemy in the world" > > > > The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly > > turned around and said: > > "It's easy, I just outlived the bitches."