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Enemies

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jun 19, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    > > The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his
    > > subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive
    > > their enemies.
    > >
    > > About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another
    > > twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a
    > > response of about 80 percent.
    > >
    > > Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his
    > > question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except
    > > one elderly lady in the rear.
    > >
    > > "Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
    > > "I don't have any."
    > > "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
    > > "Ninety three."
    > >
    > > "Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a
    > > person can live to be ninety-three, and not have an enemy in the world"
    > >
    > > The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly
    > > turned around and said:
    > > "It's easy, I just outlived the bitches."
     
  2. muddysub

    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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