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English kills

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by GORRILLA, Jul 17, 2003.

  1. GORRILLA

    GORRILLA 1/2 ton status

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    FW: Here's the final word on nutrition and health. (fwd)For those of you
    who watch what you eat...
    > Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the
    truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
    >
    > 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
    the British or Americans.
    >
    > 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than
    the British or Americans.
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    > 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
    than the British or Americans.
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    > 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer
    heart attacks than the British or Americans.
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    > 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
    suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
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    >
    >
    > CONCLUSION:
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    > Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills
    you.

    Gorrilla
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