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Enough bickering, lets make fun of the handycapped instead...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Feb 17, 2004.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    I had a blind date last night. Her name was :. .:: :.: .:. .::.


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    HAHA...

    Where do you find a dog with no legs? /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif





















    right where you left him /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif/forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif/forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Was her name SANDY or Ilean er Irean /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
    Bill
     
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    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif



    The put her in a round room and told her to find the corner. /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    How did Helen Keller die? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif



    She fell in a well, screamed and screamed til her hands turned blue. /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
  7. shewheeler

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    What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?























    Christopher Walken /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif



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  8. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    why did helen keller's dog commit suicide?



    wouldn't you if your name was gehaslkdjajseh?
     
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    how did helen kellers parents punish her?


    left the plunger in the toiler /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
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    re arranged the furnature


    why was helen kellers leg yellow?

    her dog was blind too /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
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    Q; What do you call a deaf guy ??? A; Does it matter, he can't hear you anyways.
     
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    Bunch of sick Fuc's /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
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    How about jokes where the handicapped are making fun of normal people...
    Straight from 'jimmy' on south park:




    What do you call a guy standing on your front porch with all his arms and legs?






    Whatever his name is.













    How many able-bodies does it take to screw in a light bulb?






    One.




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    It's Handicapped. There's no y...








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    Dood I'm laughin so hard right now....Z3PR does have an effect.....I read too much of his diatribe earlier... /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gifThanks for bustin' me that was fawkin funny.... /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    I love Irony!!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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