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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE
    >>WON'T ADMIT:
    >>
    >> 1. Elvis is dead.
    >> 2. Jesus was not White.
    >> 3. Rap music is here to stay
    >> 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
    >> 5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
    >> 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
    >> 7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
    >> 8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
    >> 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
    >> 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not
    >>normal.
    >>
    >> 10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE
    >>WON'T ADMIT:
    >> 1. Hickey's are not attractive.
    >> 2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
    >> 3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
    >> 4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
    >> 5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
    >> 6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
    >> 7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
    >> 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad
    >>fashion statement.
    >> 9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every
    >>person in your family
    >> 10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is
    >>not normal.
    >>
    >> 10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE
    >>WON'T ADMIT:
    >>
    >> 1. O. J. did it.
    >> 2. Tupac is dead.
    >> 3. Teeth should not be decorated.
    >> 4. Weddings should start on time.
    >> 5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
    >> 6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
    >> 7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
    >> 8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
    >> 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
    >> 10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more
    >>than your car.
     
  2. sandawgk5

    sandawgk5 3/4 ton status

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    Maybe offensive to some but most are true. Special the white ones:doah: .

    Ira
     
  3. wasted wages

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    Messican style

    Mexican from Friona found himself in Houston and decided to approach
    a
    > prostitute down on lower Oppenheimer.
    > He asked her, "How much do you sharge for the hour?"
    >
    > "$100," she replied.
    >
    > "Do you do Messican-style?" he asked.
    >
    > Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.
    >
    > He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it
    > Messiccan-style."
    >
    > Again she declined.
    >
    > Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I'll give you
    $500
    > to go Messican-style with me! What do you say?"
    >
    > Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over
    ten
    > years now. I've been there and done that, and had every
    > kind of request from weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could
    > Messican-style be?"
    >
    > After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him
    and
    > said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something
    > perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Messican-style' come in?"
    >
    > The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I'll pay you next
    Wednesday
    > when I get my sheck."
     
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  6. pauly383

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    I like to think hispanics are mostly white people ( with much Indian blood now ) , considering Hispania/Spain is in Southern Europe .

    Jesus was Jewish , maybe darker than a pasty white girl :D

    Can I offend someone today :deal:
     
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    :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
     

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