'ere man!

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  1. BoondocK5

    BoondocK5 1 ton status Author

    May 13, 2006
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    Salt Lake City, Utah
    A koala is sitting up a gum tree... smoking a joint

    when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

    "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

    The koala says:

    "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

    So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and

    they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his

    mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But

    the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and

    falls into the river.

    A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and

    helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:

    "What's the matter with you?"

    The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned

    and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into

    the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting

    finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

    So the koala looks down at him and says:

    "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much

    water did you drink?!!"

    My mom sent this to me!:haha: :haha: :haha: sorry pics went away??

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