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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BoondocK5, May 24, 2006.

  1. BoondocK5

    BoondocK5 1 ton status Author

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    A koala is sitting up a gum tree... smoking a joint









    when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,













    "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"






    The koala says:




    "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."




    So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and




    they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his



    mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But



    the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and



    falls into the river.




    A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and




    helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:



    "What's the matter with you?"




    The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned




    and then fell into the river while taking a drink.




    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into




    the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting



    finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"







    So the koala looks down at him and says:








    "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much


    water did you drink?!!"









    My mom sent this to me!:haha: :haha: :haha: sorry pics went away??
     

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