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Erectile dysfunction

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by newyorkin, Jul 11, 2005.

  1. newyorkin

    newyorkin 1 ton status

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    Is it really that much of a problem that it warrants so much corrective effort, or the corrective measures warrant so much dang advertising??


    Try going to fedex.com but accidentally not typing the F. This crap is everywhere!
     
  2. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Well, I would imagine if that one day I woke up and couldn't get a hard on I would be searching for a cure/remedy within a couple of hours, and I'm pretty sure that money wouldn't be a real big issue. Of course, Kim would probably welcome a diminished libido for a week or two....... :rotfl:

    That being said, the constant barrage of Viagra and online med sale junk emails have been pissing me off lately. Apparently there's a lot of money to be made, based on the amount of effort and cash these guys put into their marketing campaigns.

    Basically, if it was happening to you it would probably be a pretty big deal. And the drug manufacturers and distributors know it too.
     
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    this thread is much better then i though it was going to turn out.....


    then paul answered so i figgered i HAD to look.


    i did have an idea because the place i worked for befor had 600$ a year alotment for viagra in the heath plan, i though i would be funny to get it all, go tto the track, and feed it to the horses!!!!!



    5 legged horse race!!!!!!



    yes i am strange!:eek1:
     
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    Well, aside from those with true E.D. there is a large market for Viagra in the "young college group".....Mixing Viagra with ecstasy is gaining in popularity I hear. Or so I hear... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
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    Yep, screw cancer and MS, let's make sure everyone has hair on thier head and rock hard erections
     
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    It's not about the medications we need , it's about the medications that make money . Money for the drug companies. :mad: :mad: :dunno:
     
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    the last 2 posts sumed it up pretty well.... :o
     
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    Just make sure to see your doctor when it explodes after 4 hours.
     
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    What they need to come up with is a drug to give women the same sex drive we have................. :haha:
     
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    Isint that called large quanities of alcohol? :haha: This reminds me of a story.... A friend of mine one night was leaving early from the bar with his wife (10:00pm or so). I asked him why he was leaving so early and he came up and whispered in my ear "my ole lady is trashed and there is a fine line between me getting a blow job, and her passing out". That made me spit my beer all over the floor! :haha:
     
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    Sounds like a Lowrider thang.
     
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    This whole thing reminds me of what Melinda tells me when I ask(joking) if I should get some, (da meds) Much like CanCan's wife, Mel would love a break from my libido. She said,and I quote "If you get any of that, I'm divorcing your ass!" :D
     
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    there IS viagra for women...

    Its called "MONEY"!!--THE biggest afrodesiac for women ever invented was the dollar bill...the bigger your bank book,the hornier they get!. :haha: :haha: ...until its gone,then NOTHING will make them give you a second glance! :doah:
     
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    I've recently found that hinting around and implying you're ready for another kid can get the wife pretty frisky too. Just have to be careful not to "overcommit" so to speak. :p:
     
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    Well obviously if Erectile Dysfunction were a problem for me, I'd like to find a cure, and I certainly don't fault anyone who has that problem and seeks a cure. But if my esophagus were cancerous, I'd wanna find a cure for that a lot more, and I sure as Sh!t couldn't find a whole lot of reliable/authoritative info on that when I was being tested for it.


    Should I state the obvious? How soon until we need pills to get limp again? Why the **** are advertising executives and advertisers deciding the shape of the american mind?
    I'm aggravated and annoyed, mindless peddling, inescapable advertising brainwashing. And yes, it's brainwashing, I spent a couple years writing advertising in my career. Caring about your target audience takes teh far back seat to convincing them they need your clients product. Heck, it's probably not even second. Half the erection-maker ads don't tell you what problem they solve, they just imply how much better sex is after taking the little pill.

    How the internet has morphed under the guese of legitimacy. In the old days of the internet, when you mistyped a web address, the site you'd probably land at was trying to make you hard in other ways. Now, you hit sites that want to make you hard with a pill, and you can buy stock in the company.


    I wasn't even that annoyed when I started typing this post. I just got annoyed thinking about all the commercials I see and what someone who crawled out from under a rock might perceive when they saw this world hammered down by advertising. We are not only ruled by advertising, we are controlled by it.

    Slightly related;
    I read somewhere recently that cancer is an industry, not a disease. Of all the money received by the major companies that receive money for cancer research, only 2% is spent on actual research. I also read that there are more people working in the "cancer industry" than there are actual patients with cancer. Research and cures are probably wanted as much as unemployment checks.


    Where'd my good mood go? Anyone see it?
     
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    :haha: :haha:

    Ok, found my good mood again...
     
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    Funny you mentioned cancer..

    Just this morning I was watching that infomercial for Kevin Trudeau's book called "What They Dont Want You To Know About Prescription Drugs"--or something like that...he was saying how the FDA has now labelled Calcium as a "drug",so no one can use it as a natural medicine,now you must have a prescription to buy it!--and the FDA also told him he could not name his book with the title he wanted,or it would be baned,and gathered up and burned!--IS THIS THE FREE COUNTRY WE THINK IT IS???---he asked!--sounds more like Gestapo germany!..

    He also stated food manufacturers are adding hidden ingredients NOT LISTED on the label,that INCREASE your hunger,causing you to eat MORE,so they can sell more food!..when he confronted the FDA about this,they brushed him off,saying it was nonsense!--he claims he has PROOF the industry is making americans FAT ON PURPOSE!..and tells how many healthy europeans who come here gain weight incredibly fast,and develop heart disease and diabetes as soon as they start eating american food laced with theese appetite enhancers..!! :eek1:

    .I dont think cancer is incurable--far from it!--He agrees it is the biggest moneymaker in the USA,second only to the auto industry!...and NO WAY do doctors and the medical profession want THAT gravy train to derail...mabe not all cases are curable,but I bet they have a lot more treatments out there than the usual person can get for wealthy individuals,that they dont want us to know about..

    I hate all prescription drug commercials!--IS THIS DRUG RIGHT FOR YOU??--ASK YOUR DOCTOR!...they never say what it IS for--its embarassing to "Ask Your DOCTOR" and he says "Thats a pill for menopausal women! :doah: :blush: ,or "do you have HERPES??"--thats what that pill is for!.. :doah: :eek1: :rotfl: ...its a waste of airtime to show theese commercials..

    .But DRUGS== MONEY!!--and it does not have to be pot,cocaine,or heroin to get rich selling them..the drug companies practically OWN congress and our politicians...they are doing their best to outlaw herbal medicines and other alternatives...pretty soon any FOOD found to prevent disease can be labelled as a "drug",and we wont be able to eat it without a prescription.... :surepal:
     

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