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Errr Ughhhhhh - Hair Care ?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Oct 26, 2004.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    I've been shaving my head for aeons, but there was a summer a few years ago I let my hair go and it got all curly and superqueer

    Anyone know anything about relaxing/straightening hair ?

    All I can find is super duper hippy non animal harming rain forest circle jerk type stuff

    That or products directed towards blacks

    So anyone got the info on some "Blood, Guns, And Knives Hair Products - "We'll kick your hair's ass (and we kill animimals to make it)" type stuff ?
     
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    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    my friend uses something to keep his afro down(yes he's white),and my wifes friend and daughter uses some kind of three step shampoo,conditioner,gel thingy. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif shes trying to remember the name. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif i'll get back with you
     
  3. chevyfumes

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    boot grease....It's just not for breakfast anymore...
     
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    Ceramic flat iron. Werks 4 me when I want it uber straight, but I've got freakly long hair.

    Don't like the Frodo look? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    maybe your naturally curly?
     
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    I hear pattymelt drippings work wonders on unruly hair /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    oh that hair!

    i thought you were talkin bout somein elce

    i mean why whould you want them strat /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    Or this could be another use for all that discarded oil we've been talking about /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    Just rock it dude.

    [​IMG]
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I've been shaving my head for aeons, but there was a summer a few years ago I let my hair go and it got all curly and superqueer

    Anyone know anything about relaxing/straightening hair ?

    All I can find is super duper hippy non animal harming rain forest circle jerk type stuff

    That or products directed towards blacks

    So anyone got the info on some "Blood, Guns, And Knives Hair Products - "We'll kick your hair's ass (and we kill animimals to make it)" type stuff ?

    [/ QUOTE ] Someone was looking for a use for used motor oil, I think you might have found one.
     
  11. Resurrection_Joe

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    Damn it I'm serious !!!

    So as per a flat iron, is that like a clothes iron? Just plug it in and smooth?
     
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    Yeah just plug that clothes iron in, set it on high and apply liberally to your McNoggin. /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
  13. Resurrection_Joe

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    Seriously?

    I'mma try it here in a minute
     
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    I hear pattymelt drippings work wonders on unruly hair /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif

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    EHAAAA what brand of chese ??? /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif
     
  15. Resurrection_Joe

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    Ok the iron on 3 kind of worked but it was hard to do anything around my ears

    Anyone know of any chemical treatments ? Spells ? Incantations ?
     
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    You mean people actually care about their hair? /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
  17. Resurrection_Joe

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    If you don't keep a close eye on it, it can migrate south to to the eyebrows and set up shop in a central location
     
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    Too late.

    You should see my head hair when I wake up in the morning. Last Saturday I woke up in my trailer, and startled myself walking past a mirror. I had two spikes that looked like horns sticking out of my head. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
     
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    my sister has a "straightner" she calls it, it straightens all the hair, try buying one of those to use.
     
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    just grow it a little, then gel it up. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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