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Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk and other definitions

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  1. NoAngel

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    The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.
    The following were some of this year's winning entries:
    Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

    Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

    Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

    Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

    Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

    Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

    Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

    Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

    Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

    Thesbian (n), a Lesbian actress.

    Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

    Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

    Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

    Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist
     
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