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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Pure Insanity, Mar 28, 2002.

  1. Pure Insanity

    Pure Insanity 1/2 ton status

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    EVER WONDER:


    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

    Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
     
  2. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    If the No. 2 pencil is so widely used and popular, why don't they label it No. 1? /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    lmao /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  4. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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  5. Hossbaby50

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    Why do we park on the Driveway, and drive on the Parkway?
    Why do they ask us to get on the plane when we are getting in the plane?
     
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    Why do lesbiens like dildos?
     
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    .......Howcome......if a male donkey is an Ass.....and a male sheep is a Ram.......why is a ram in the ass a Goose?....
     
  8. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I don't know who's been "GOOSING" you but I think their lyin' to ya...LOL /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    .........yer a perv......figgered someone would go there.......sorta like when "Toons" can't resist that "shave an'a haircut" knock....../forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     
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    you're coming up with some good ones /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  12. Pure Insanity

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    Yeah I have had some come across Email lately that are worth reading. So I figured Id post em.
     

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